Well this is our first game review in a while…sorry about that. I hope to put up a blog about what’s been keeping us away, but it may be a little while for that. While looking at my health blogs you may think I am a pretty open person about these things, but to be honest it is hard for me to lay my soul and personal life bare before all of you. So please be patient with me as I get back in the swing of things and know that I have missed you all.
Anyway, one of the reason I am getting back into the game reviews is simple…I am playing games again on my ipad as well as my xbox. Some new things have snuck their way in, some old things are getting the updates to become popular again or like this one a game I found is just soooooo horrible I have to warn you all!
So without further ado let’s get down to the main event!
Publisher: Leon Young
That’s right, this game deserves a warning meme! I downloaded this game on a whim and by god did it disappoint. At first glance, it looks like a bubble popping game as there is a cannon with a number 1 on the bottom of the screen. You have a stack of coins and have no clue what they are used for. So the game starts off and these spaceships from small to large start flying across the screen. OK so we shoot them right? Yup! And if we don’t shoot them what happens? Well nothing. Thats right nothing happens if you let them escape. The whole point of this game is to spend your coins by shooting your gun. Every shot takes 1 coin and when you destroy ships you get coins back. Now you can upgrade your gun to level 8 or 9 which takes 8 or 9 coins per shot and of course have bigger bullets that do more damage.
Right there you have the whole game. No skill, no point, no obstacles, just put your finger on the screen and let the autofire ravage your opponents until your coins are gone. At this point you can watch a video for more coins…yay advertising built in! I made it up to level 3 before I got so bored I almost threw my Ipad (then remembered how much it cost and just thought about crying at the time I had just wasted in my life). Just a quick note the ONLY way I was able to tell I went up in level is that it told me…there was no change in gameplay that I noticed.
Recomendation: STAY AWAY! Unless you need absolute mindlessness.
Video- 5/10 its typical overhead shooting so it can’t be that great
Audio- 5/10 nothing thrilling here and kinda annoying
Playability- Ease 10/10 painfully easy
Playability- Replayability 0/10 none at all for me
Literally a child of 2 could play this game and love it…..in fact maybe I’ll let my son play it…he’s easily amused. But beyond that I cannot recommend this game!